Be Patient....
In reference to the sock photos I've been posting lately....
Last weekend my Favorite Sister called me. And I could barely hear what she was saying because she was laughing so hard. She was absolutely hysterical. Completely unglued. I got off the phone and thought, Wow, she is really drunk. All she told me was that she had something really funny to send me. And she was right. They had been out for Chinese food, and I guess she got my fortune in her fortune cookie.

There's this big joke in my family, because once I was complaining to my grandmother about how I was the only that inherited the Hook Nose that she and my mother have. She replied, "Well, you got your thick calves from your other grandmother." Touché.
Last weekend my Favorite Sister called me. And I could barely hear what she was saying because she was laughing so hard. She was absolutely hysterical. Completely unglued. I got off the phone and thought, Wow, she is really drunk. All she told me was that she had something really funny to send me. And she was right. They had been out for Chinese food, and I guess she got my fortune in her fortune cookie.

There's this big joke in my family, because once I was complaining to my grandmother about how I was the only that inherited the Hook Nose that she and my mother have. She replied, "Well, you got your thick calves from your other grandmother." Touché.